I did part one when I first started this blog and never got around to doing part two. Here's the link to part one:
http://terrorizedtrailguide.blogspot.com/2012/04/no-horses-for-stupid-people-part-one.html
Most of my replies on this one are the 'What I wanted to say' variety.
18.B: Is her price firm or are you open to offers? I've inquired about her several times and spoke to your mother but never received anything back from you. If you don't really want to sell her why don't you put her price higher?
Me: Good suggestion! I will, thanks! Also, take the damn hint! Maybe I haven't replied to you because I don't like you or think you're suitable?
( I had taken her off the market, as the ad said, at that time so I had not responded to her, plus she was annoying.)
19.B: Can you tell me more about her pedigree? Do you know her sire and dam's registered name and number? How far are you from Memphis, TN?
Me: .... Do you see the box that says she is NOT registered? There you go. If I knew her sire or dam had been registered, or even who the hell they were, don't you think I would have her registered since it ups the price considerably?! Also get your lazy ass on mapquest. You can see my town and you clearly have internet.
20. I love him. Horses are cheap right now but i would give 750 for him
Me: First off, she's a mare- that means she's a girl...with girl parts. Yes- horses are cheap right now, mainly quarter horses in our area. If you can find me another peruvian paso with her looks, gaits/ movement and training, we'll talk. I still wont sell you my horse because you are an idiot, but feel free to browse.
21. I love your horse and I would love to have your horse as my first horse.The first number is mine and the second is my dads.Call me or him at any time.I make $7 a week im sure I can have it payed off in about 3 years.Or just call my dad and he can pay you before I can...!!!!;)call or email ASAP.:)
Me: Oh sure thing, I'll get right on that! No wait... wrong response, how about no? God dammit she is not a kids horse! Quit sending me emails!
22. Hello (My full name) (what an incredibly beautiful name!)...I just came across your "profile" of this elegant Peruvian Paso mare, whom you are seeking to find another soul-mate-type home for. I notice that the status is "pending" -- could you explain? (Because my heart definitely feels connected to this sweetie...)
Me: Wait... what? When a sale status says 'sale pending' what it usually means is.... there's a sale pending pickup or payment. It's shocking but no matter how special and magical your *connection* may be, other people are interested in the horses too.
23. Hello, I know you are asking 5,500 but the horse market is low and she isn't a purebred. I'll give you 3,000 for her.
Me: Yes, it is low and no, you won't. You can just go buy one of the other beautiful, sweet, beginner safe, well trained friesians (especially a pure one) for that price... oh wait.... There really aren't any. Nice try.
Low balling me doesn't make me want to sell you my horse, it makes me want to reply with a snarky email. In fact, I don't think I've ever gone down for a lowballer. Now if you say, 'I really love your horse and I'd provide an excellent home but I just can't afford your asking price.' I'll work with you all day long.
24. I cant believe you haven't had her registered.
me: You know she's not a pure friesian right?
person: What? No, then you're asking a pretty high price....
me: Wait... you actually thought you could get a ride-able, beginner/kid safe registered friesian for $5,500?! Good luck with that, let me know how it goes for you. *snort* Try closer to $16,000.
Seriously, you arent going to find an adult registered friesian anywhere near that price at this time. Oh wait, you've seen them you say? Oh yes, you mean the beautiful, registered, anyone can ride friesians listed all over the internet. Feel free to email them. You'll get lots of emails back, I promise! If it's too good to be true, it is.
(Note: I ended up selling this horse across the country for more than my asking price. She's probably the one horse we wish we hadn't sold the most. Best disposition I've worked with and a saint of a babysitter. She was a gaited friesian x TWH cross. She's one I could put absolutely anyone up on and never worry about anything. She's possibly the only horse I can think of that I would put my mother up on after her hip injury and replacement. I had to sell her to pay for college.)
My sisters (now ex) boyfriend riding his very first horse.
Remember, this is his very first ride on a horse-ever. The next day she took him on a trail ride.
If she'd been spunky and 'hot' I would have kept her for myself in a heart beat...
Friesians are excellent winter horses! Nice and warm! Also the feathers her previous owner had cut off had started to grow back.
25. I got the email and link. I saw some of the pictures before it “froze” and directed me to refresh my computer or return to the site later, which I intend to do. However, I have an important question. Are all the pictures on this site of Morwen?
Me: Well, one horse is black and the other is a small bay with a white blaze on her forehead so.... no.
Me: * Yes, clearly both the black horse- who’s been in all the other 60 some pictures, is also standing next to herself in the same picture, and is magically shorter, bay and has a blaze. And switched riders/tack. Magic. Very important question without a doubt. *
26. dear, i am an old middle aged show ridder that has the smarts and compassion but lost my confidence.. i brooke my back and found peruvians my saviour...i have rescued also and will feed ahorse always first.. she has a beautiful nat headset i am interested but live far dont like to buy sight unseen or tried also will call you later my hubby has no idea of horse count....
Me: I think we may differ considerably in our definition of 'smarts'. Also Danza is a horse that needs a LOT of confidence.
27. I seen ur horse a while back think she is beautiful I have a paso my husband has layed clams on so I would Love 2 have one 2 ride with him.I have a bad back is she very smooth ?Does she have a fast largo my paso does and loves 2 move on out .As of now I only have 1200 4 a horse is the amount ur asking low dollor? Like 2 come and c her if u still have her .I ride with a group of Ladys that have pasos once u ride one u will own one.
Me: *Spell check; it's built into the web pages now so you have no excuse... I always want to email these people back with the correct version of their email and my blatent- hell no- reply.*
What you meant to say:
"I saw the ad for your horse a while ago and I think that she is beautiful. My husband currently has a paso that he has claimed for his own and I would love to have my own paso to ride with him. I have a bad back so I am interested in knowing how smooth her gaits are. How is her largo- is it fast?
I am afraid that I can only offer you $1,200. Are you firm on your price? I live in **** and I would like to come and see her (if you still have her). I ride with a group of 'paso' ladies who all agree that once you ride a paso you will want to own one. Thank you."
On a side note: this woman actually bought Danza and apparently just should never be allowed to touch a computer. With really really bad grammar... Danza liked her, that's what matters.
End note: Have large amount of hate for this woman again. I should have stuck to first instinct.
28.HI IS THE HORSE STILL AVAILABLEHI IS THE HORSE STILL AVAILABLE
Me: HIYESTHEHORSEISSTILLAVAILABLEHIYESTHEHORSEISSTILLAVAILABLE
29.i can not afford, a horse, so i can NOT buy her, but i was just looking for a horse for my one friend, and i saw read is and just love, her! and i love how you said no, show em who is bossers!
Me: Then why are you emailing me and wasting my time?! Also, thank you.
30. Good luck finding your wonderful horse a home - she sounds awesome! I have a TN Walker that I feel the exact way that you do - maybe you're trying to sell the wrong horse! You may only get one chance to have that special special horse in your life!
Me: *Why do you people keep emailing when the ad says 'serious inquires only'? Also I already have my special special horse, so hush. Just because I love the horse does not mean she is the right match for me. Also, as someone who's owned about 40+ horses and worked with even more, you probably have more than one chance. Just like you do with who you marry... *
31. "i would do two on her maybe three if you could deliver her to **** arkansas please let me know something"
M: "Hi, we have someone coming to get her this afternoon, assuming they 'click', and we have three people in line after them waiting to hear what they decide. Also, I paid more than two for her, not including medical expenses and feed, and it would cost over $80 in gas to deliver her, not including time, which I have none of because it is finals week.
As someone who buys to upgrade and re-sell an average of 1 a year ... I've often felt like I could write a book on comments just like these! Right now, I have someone emailing me about my mare...not asking for photos, not asking me for any additional information, but asking how flexible I am on my price. Well, if she works out for my friend who's interested in her, I'll be taking payments on her - but I know she'll go to a good forever home. If she doesn't work out for my friend, I'm a couple hundred dollars flexible to the RIGHT situation, and I'll be answering emails from people who ask the RIGHT questions first, thank you very much.
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