Monday, September 29, 2014

Spelling Mistakes I hate

Okay, I admit it. I may not be a grammar nazi, but certain horse terms just drive me nuts. I see them misspelled or misused so often I want to bang my head against a wall when I see it. I know I can't be the only one.

Here are some:
Sell when they mean Sale.
Example: "I have this horse for sell"

Gilding, geldin gildin instead of gelding.
"Got a 3 year old gilding."


Now this is a gilded horse.

Gate instead of gait.
"Gated mare for sell."


Gated horse.

Rare instead of rear.
"Good horse, never rared up."

Reigning instead of reining.
"Neck reigns real good."


Obey me and my mighty neck! Peasants!

Belgium instead of Belgian.
"Got a big Belgium mare. Anyone can ride."

Welch instead of Welsh.
"Still got that welch pony?"


No, but I have another brand, will that work?

Therabred instead of thoroughbred. Or any other spelling of the word.
"Therabred, never raced."

Gentil or gental instead of gentle.
"Real gental horse." (I'm waiting for someone to say genital horse one day)

Road instead of rode.
"Been road before."

Bread instead of bred.
"Two eyed jack bread."



Philly instead of filly.
"Anyone have a nice philly?"

Pin instead of pen.
"Got some round pin panels."



I don't think this will hold my horse very well...

Bae instead of bay.
"Nice bae mare for sell."

Sorrow instead of sorrel.
"Sorrow geldin' for sale."


Nobody understands me.

Cogins or coggings instead of coggins.
"UDS cogins"

Pasa fina instead of paso fino.
"Good gated pasa fina."

Hey instead of hay.
"Good grass hey for sale."

(This next one isn't exactly a spelling mistake but it bugs me all the same.)

15.5 or hands instead of 15.2 or 16.1.
"Stands 15.6 hands tall."

Appolisa or Appoloose instead of appaloosa.
 "Nice spotted appolisa, broke."

Carmelo instead of cremello.
"Carmelo QH, registered."


(On a side note, caramello candy bars are delicious.)

Man, I just keep finding more of these!


Reader pet peeves:

Ridding instead of riding.
"Nice horse, done lots of ridding."

Furrier instead of farrier.
"Stands good for the furrier."


I know there are more, but I can't think of them right now, what about you? Anybody else have any terms that drive them nuts? Let me know and I'll add them to the list.

Tuesday, September 23, 2014

The Science of Deduction...for dummies.

Yes, I just made a Sherlock reference. No, I don't feel the tiniest bit bad about it, because... Sherlock. But I do promise that I won't bore you with an analysis of tobacco ash.

However, whenever I see an ad online or a person at the auction who suddenly developed horse  problems, "out of nowhere" I get to feel like Sherlock. However, I am not a high functioning sociopath so I usually keep my mouth shut. Because this is the south, not England, and people here have guns.

So I bring you, this ad!

16 year old mare green - $350
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"This mare is what I would consider green broke. We were under the impression that she was much better broke when we got her. She is very easy to handle, load, saddle,shoe,etc. I've rode her about three times but each time she starts to act up some. She was supposed to be for my daughter but we don't have time to put into her. She will need a tie down. I believe she was a trail horse and has no idea what to do without a horse to follow. She is current on. Cogins and shots. Has had her teeth looked at 3 months ago"


Okay, my fellow investigators, what do we see?

I see a horse with a tight back cinch, a badly fitting saddle, a tie down too loose to be of any use, and a hackamore that is so low it's actually physically touching the nostrils.

When I read the ad, I deduce: the horse has developed a head throwing problem, probably severe. The horse is fine on the ground but acts up under saddle. The horse has no idea what you're asking her to do.

Put two and two together and you get: the tack is probably the problem!

Your horse can't breathe and since horses tend to like oxygen, or so I hear, she's throwing her head in the hopes of getting that crap off her face long enough to inhale some.

Your horse is physically uncomfortable with the way the saddle fits, pinches and doesn't move with her body. She would like it to go away please.

The fact that this horse hasn't yet exploded says great things to me.

Now that didn't exactly take Sherlock Holmes so why the heck don't people see that maybe they or their stuff, is the problem?


Thursday, September 18, 2014

Beebe: Auction report and my new horse


Auction Report: Beebe 9/12/14

Spoiler, just like the last time, I didnt get a horse. Same deal as before, horses went high. I went with my mother and my sister.
However I figured I could go to London the next day and get two projects then. So then I loaded up my trailer and drove an hour, by myself, all the way to London. Anndd it turns out that it closed down. Nothing mentioned it on the internet, and the sign was still up, but it was abandoned.  So I got to turn around and drive all the way home.

Beebe Auction report: 9/12/14

1.       Bald faced chestnut broodmare, very fat, never been handled, nvs, L, weird huge lumpy scar hanging off neck/chest. $300 TD
2.       Gaited mare, nice, dark bat, RT BB, 12-14 y/o, Paso? (I asked what breed and they said ‘gaited’ like I was an idiot. I gave them my best ‘are you serious?’ face. They didn’t get it.)  Nvs in pen. Pretty, rode better than I thought.  $440 I’m kicking myself for not getting her, we thought she was high since it was the start of the night and $440 used to be a high price. Apparently meat prices are up to 85 cents a pound and so horse prices are up. $440 turned out to be quite low for the night.)
3.       Bay mare, L, $350 TD
4.       2 L gray mini’s, mare and 3 y/o filly, $155 x2
5.       Sorrel mare, looked bred, fat, LT, nvs. $95 TD
6.       Bay mare, fox trotter, not ridden in 2 years, okay face, RT, jumpy, $405 TD
7.       Dark gray stud, mini, LT $25
8.       Spunky red roan stud, sassy in the ring, $35
9.       Bay pinto pony mare, RT, didn’t ride well, older? $200 TD
10.   Runty, eye necked 3 year old chestnut, kind eye but fugly, trail ridden, RT- rode okay, $195 TD
11.   Sad looking grey or light palomino stud colt, fox trotter x appy. LT, Loads, very fugly. $55
12.   Ungelded donkey, will kill calves, L, $7.50
13.   “Paso” palomino gelding, very skinny in pen, looked better under saddle, bad, bad teeth- only able to chew on one side,  kind,  bad feet. RT, rode decently
14.   14. Red roan yearling colt, registered, L, $80
15.   Dun stud colt, reg. 2012, okay looking, nvs, L, Ewe neck, possible  cryptorchid. $150 TD
16.   Sad FUGLY roan appy gelding, older, RT, rode decently. #310 TD
17.   Nvs, chestnut mare, fell down in door, small, reg. L, Never broke. $470 TD
18.   Red Dun, mare, Reg. QH, 1999, Doc x Poco bred, L, $430 TD
19.   Bay mare, never broke, stocky, good built, $510 TD
20.   Skinny sorrel reg, QH, 23 y/o,  L, Fugly, $270 TD
21.   Chestnut, pinto mini, RD by oversized asshat rider, patient as hell. %155 TD
22.   Dark bay stubborn, nsv, pony, Gelding, broke, RT. 3 y/o $75
23.   Weird colored pony, RT, freaky eyed, gelding, $60
24.   Fugly, SKINNY, scraped up, bay mare, wind sucker (nonstop in the pen) $150 TD. WTf?!
25.   Big, buttermilk buckskin, RT, 13 y/o, calf horse, nice,  has thrush, honest seller (bought Evanna from him), $690 NS Wanted $750. Met at $700
26.   Grey gelding, needs experienced rider, nice and stocky, RT, said he suddenly developed a bucking problem…. Which I’m SURE, was in no way connected to the rider’s ability or poorly fitting tack, $500
27.   Fugly jack donkey, L, $7.50 TD
28.   Donkey mare and mule colt, must go together, L x2 $51
29.   Jenny, L, $61
30.   Red roan gelding, Very, very nice. Gorgeous, great built, reg. 2003, sweet, Hancock bred, ride and drive. Green and cold backed. (same owner as number 26) I liked him a lot. $760 Ns wanted $1000
31.   Stubby tailed 16 y/o chestnut gelding, branded heeling horse, RT, sound $900 TD
32.    Skinny old palomino gelding, reg, L, $170 TD
33.   Big grey gelding, nice, 14 y/o, RT, ‘done everything’, $740 TD
34.   Chestnut filly, LT. reg QH. ’12, Zippo bred. Good papers and build. $360
35.    Small spotted mule mare, L, $170 TD
36.   Grey mare, registered, nice, ridden in parades, QH, 2002,  Leo x Impressive, RT.  I liked her but I didn’t want to buy an impressive bred mare with no test results, $610
37.   Nvs, reg. Chestnut 2011 mare, zippo x zips chocolate chip . $360
38.   Big chestnut mare, 5-6 y/o, said she was broke, L, $530
39.   Runty bay pony colt, L,$40
40.   Stunted nvs, bay, $61 TD
41.   FAT, bay mare, L, $410
42.   Bay 3 y/o mare, nvs, L, cute. $220 TD
43.   Skinny stud colt, fugly bay, LT, $10
44.   Nvs, chestnut pinto, fugly filly. LT $40
45.   Dark Bay/black  gelding, L, kinda fugly, gaited, $285 TD
46.   Black pony, small,  paso mare, RT, cute “aged” $355 TD
47.   Big, nvs, chestnut TWH  gelding, looked like a big lick horse, RT $440
48.   Spotted mule, TWH x donkey, Gelding, L, $300 TF
49.   Bay mare, small, speed racker, RT, $350 TD Asshat owner and rider!!!!
50.   Big chestnut male mule, L, broke to drive/work, 5 y/o, $355 TD long backed
51.   Bay mule gelding, been ridden, L, $310 TD
52.   Fat stocky bay, L, gelding, never worked,reg? $515
53.   Dark chestnut roan, LT, M,8 y/o, broke, green, stocky, $500 TD
54.   Chestnut mare, 6 y/o, QH, broke? LT, ewe necked, $420
55.   Stunted chestnut pinto, Mare, spotted saddle, LT, ‘broke’, $250 NS wanted $275
56.   Bay mustang mare, 2004, L, $200
57.   Small bay mare, 2004, L, nvs, $250
58.   Dark chestnut mare? Small, fugly face, L, $390
59.   Bay gelding, L, nice, 7 y/o, kind eyes, $500
60.   Stocky chestnut, bald faced gelding, big, friendly, LT, $560 TD
61.   Reg chestnut QH mare, 2006, big, L, sweet and friendly, $545 TD
(So goddamn mad, this was our top pick. We waited and waited. We named her Moosette. And nobody said anything. I went over five, my highest before, but I couldn’t spend 600 on a horse that I didn’t know was broke. So after she went out of the ring, the owners, who it turns out were sitting right next to us, said “oh, and she rides well!” ….. Thanks a lot assholes.  My sister and I both went: “Well that would have been nice to know before!!!” and the other guy that had been looking at her with us made a “WTF?!”motion at them.  Still pissed.)
62.   Fast, reg, Hancock broke mare, 2002, Chestnut? $560
63.   ½ blind skinny spotted cob gelding, LT, $50 NS
64.   Fat pinto bay mare, LT, pony, $310
65.   Spotted pinto  gelding, 3 y/o, cool spotted socks, RT, small, reg. Paint, 2011, Doc x Poco bred. $435
66.   Grey freckly mare, LT, 14 y/o cattle and team penning, neck reining, $490
67.   Grulla mare, ½ blind, Reg 2003, Double King bred, nice and stocky, RT, rode well, very fat, $550 TD NS wanted $1200
68.   7 y/o red roan, gelding, LT, nvs, paint, $450
69.   Little buckskin 9 y/o gelding,  roping, barrel, pole $570 NS wanted $1000. I bid on him, he was nice. Reminded me of Loki.
70.   SAD, fugly, grey gelding, RT, was a 10 year olds horse, kind $270 (Felt a little humanity die when I saw the little kid go up to the ring and say it was her horse, then walk away.)
71.   Black and white pinto fox trotter gelding, Nvs, high rearer, fugly, RT, NS wanted $2500!!! (Joke of the sale. Everyone cracked up when he said what he wanted.) Horse reared outside and in the ring. Didn’t ride well.
72.   Chestnut 14 y/o mare, RT $400 TD
73.   Light palomino mare, branded, very pregnant (ready to pop any day), reg  QH 2008, King x Shining Spark, L, $410
74.   Sicked hocked red roan mare, team penning “soft in front” aka lame/ foundered, Reg QH, 1997, L , $500

75.   Nvs, TWH gelding, grey, big, sassy. $410 NS wanted $1000



SSo I didn't get a project and then I was feeling down. So I went to go look at a horse I saw online, a 10 y/o 16.1 hand Bay spotted draft mare, broke to ride and drive, $600.  She's a sweet girl. I brought her home. She needs some weight and some work, she hasn't been worked in 2 years or so.

On a sad note, my cat Dickens passed away suddenly that same day. We heard him panting that morning but he ran outside and we couldn't get him, he didn't come when we called, we were going to take him to the vet the next morning, but when we still couldnt find him that evening we got concerned. Then we found his body. He was the best kitty. We raised him from birth and his mother from a kitten.  He was about 11 years old but he'd had a hard life. When he was a kitten, somebody found him outside and broke both of his hips. He had to be confined to a cage until they healed. As he aged, he had some arthritis. We knew he wasn't in the peak of health all the time, but it was on and off. We just had no idea it was that bad but at least he's not hurting ever again. Rest in peace sweet kitty.



And on a happier note, here is Brea. (After Brienne of Tarth from Game of Thrones. Because she's a giant. Her name was Bristol, but I didn't love it)



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Poor girl with her tight halter. Although I am glad they gave it to me, along with a bridle, because nothing else fits.
Knot from hell!





Victory! After a bottle of detangler and an hour of pulling! 

Look at that tail. That tail is amazing.




Putting me next to a big horse: "oh, thats cool"
Putting mom next to a big horse: "Holy cow, that horse is huge!"



And the photoshoot! After 8 hours of scrubbing, brushing, shooting and editing. 












Brea's new boyfriend 

Friday, September 12, 2014

It's Equine Auction day!

It's Equine Auction day!

The trailer is open, so's that pen,
I didn't know they'd do that ever again,
Who knew we owned eight thousand old halters?

For days I've roamed these empty stalls,
Why have a round pen with no walls? (Dad took down my arena)
Finally we're opening up the gate!

There'll be actual real live horses,
It'll be totally strange,
But wow am I so ready for this change!

'Cause for the first time in forever,
There'll be shouting, there'll be bids
For the first time in forever
I'll be searching through the night.

Don't know if I'm elated or anxious,
But I'm somewhere in that zone.
Cause for the first time in forever
Sam won't be alone. (Nora and Rambler don't count)

I can't wait to meet everyone!
What if I meet... the one?

Tonight imagine me boots and all
Stiffly propped against the wall
The picture of exhausted cowgirl grace
Ooh! I suddenly see them standing there
A beautiful beastie, tall and fair
I wanna stuff some Twizzlers in my face!

But then I poke and prod all evening,
Which is totally bizarre
Nothing like the month I've had so far

For the first time in forever
There'll be horses, there'll be mules
For the first time in forever
I could be taken by someone

And I know it is totally crazy
To dream I'd find two projects
But for the first time in forever
At least I've got a chance!



This what's been going through my head all morning. I thought listening to 'For the first time in forever' on the frozen soundtrack would make it better. I was wrong, I was so so wrong.

But it is auction day! Hopefully I'll come home with a project. My mother wants to bring home a mini. My sister wants to bring home a Conky (Cow+ Donkey. I've tried telling her I don't think that's a real thing, but she says she'll bring home a donkey anyway. Yes, she's my older sister.)

It's a good thing I have the only bidders card.

I'll also be doing an auction report so stay tuned.



Sunday, September 7, 2014

Horse Quiz and Hay Dilemmas

I was bored (or possibly avoiding putting away my laundry) so I decided to take a quiz titled: How well do you know your horse.
I figured, what the heck, this should be easy.

Then I got stuck on number one.

It was:
"When you have an adult horse and or pony, how many flakes of hay should they get in one day?
A. 2 B. 6 C. 1 D. 0 E. I don't know.

It doesn't seem like a hard question... unless you're a person who's dealt with many types of horses for a long time.

My brain immediately went:  I need more information! I need to know how heavy and thick each flake of hay is. Are they thick flakes or little ones? I need to know the grass type of the hay- is it Bermuda, alfalfa, Bahai, grass mix, what!? What's the protein content? Is it green and fine or is it brown and stemy? How much rainfall did the field receive before it was baled?

 How big is my horse? My 17 hand horse isn't going to need as much as my 13 hand pony. Are they an easy keeper? What season is it? Is there still grass in my pasture? What's the weather like? Is it warm, cold or icy rain? How old is my horse? What work am I asking my horse to do? Are they in serious training?

 Am I supplementing their feeding regimen with things such as grain, beet pulp or alfalfa cubes or only feeding hay? What is my horses current weight? Are they in rehab and need to put on a lot of weight or are they overweight? How many times a day am I feeding?  Am I feeding it loose or in a slow feeder?

When I know this, then I can say about how many flakes of hay they should get. That said, I was waiting for the answer: "You should feed by weight, not flake number."

I eventually chose "2" because it wouldnt let me continue without an answer. It said that was the correct choice. I judged the quiz maker.  Yes, the rest of it was terrible and probably written by a 12 year old girl.


I might have some issues. Also, I'm currently trying to decide what I want to do for hay this year. I'm going to pretend that this is where my ridiculous answer comes from.  Do I want to do round, net wrapped bales and try to tarp them on pallets? Then just leave them in the hay saver we built and let them have free access.

Or, do I want to get square bales, pay a bit more, have to feed twice a day and possibly feed grain as well, but be able to keep them in the barn and use the slow feeder?
Choices, choices.


That said, I am posing this question to you, my dear fellow horse readers, do you prefer round or square bales?

We usually have around 4 horses.

Round Bales- 
Price Between $25-35 per bale, exuding delivery.
Number needed: Around 20.

Pro's:
Cheaper, more hay for your money.
You can put one in a hay feeder and not worry about feeding multiple times a day.
You can put one out and be able to go on vacation without worrying your horse watcher isn't giving them enough- or too much.
Your horse has 24 hour access to roughage during the winter.
You can potentially leave out feeding grain if they have more hay. Grain is expensive (we pay between $12-18 a bag, which doesn't last more than a few days if we have 4 horses)


Cons:
Horses waste a ton of it usually.
Heavy as hell and a pain to move without a trailer.
Transport: must pay for delivery or make multiple trips with a small trailer.
Storage- we don't have covered storage for round bales since the barn door is small.
Must be kept on pallets to make sure they don't mold.
Can't control rate of consumption/use.

Square bales:
Price: Between $3.75 and 4.50
Number needed: around 200

Pros:
Stackable and storable inside of a covered barn- prevents molding.
Convenient.
Can often be a better quality hay.
Easy to move and sort.
Controllable rate of use.
Can specify how much each horse consumes.
Can put in the slow feeders and provide prolonged access to roughage.
Can collect ourselves and unload without a tractor.

Cons:
More expensive per pound.
Not constant access to food.
Usually need to supplement with grain.
Must go and feed at least twice a day, morning and night, no matter the weather.
Unloading 200 bales sucks. (At least the places I found this year will load it for you, I hate picking it up out of the field in 100 degree heat.)



So, there's my pro's and cons. My question to you is: Which do you prefer (or usually buy) and why?

What do you like or dislike?

And, if you're feeling especially awesome, which do you think I should get?

And, just for the heck of it, what type of grass do you like your hay to be?
We've always just fed Bermuda.




That could be a hay field!!!